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Emily Post’s Guide To Getting Hit By A Car
A recent report from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration estimates that the average person will get hit by a car 3.7 times over the course...
Author Archive: Aaron Quinn
Ask Aaron: What Should I Do With My Life?
Hey everybody, it’s time to pull out the old mailbag and answer some reader questions. I don’t have much time today so let’s skip right...
Introducing The World’s First GPS For Cats
With the recent news of Clyde The Cat returning home after a 2400 mile journey into the Australian Outback, the market for GPS devices for cats couldn’t...
PETA Stole My Idea!
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is well-known for using publicity stunts to get people’s attention and manipulate the press into...
I Just Had The Worst Idea For A Children’s Book
It’s probably not going to be the best book ever, but I actually think it’s pretty solid. After all, kids love horses right? And parents are...
I Had To Fire My Butler Today
It was a sad day for me because I was forced to fire my butler this morning. I’ve been hearing all about this “recession” on the news...
Surviving A Plane Crash With Mr. Peanut
Here’s the scenario: Your plane has crash-landed in the icy Andes mountains. The only survivors are you and Mr. Peanut. How do you come out alive? Rescuers...
The Secret World Of Old People At Burger King
I went to Burger King for breakfast this morning and there were a surprising number of old people loitering in the dining area. I didn’t think...
7 Ways To Cure Procrastination While Still Accomplishing Nothing
First of all, if you came here looking for a way to cure your procrastination, you’re not doing so well. Clearly reading this post is just another...
