Winston Churchill Likes Pigs

It’s true.  You can look it up.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

- Winston Churchill

I wish I could agree with the guy, but I’ve just never been a big fan of pre-cooked or "living" pigs.  I like when they do that bacon thing though.  That’s a neat trick.

If pigs could pull a tablecloth off a table without upsetting any of the fine china on it and turn into bacon at the same time, then maybe I would consider moving them up in my animal coolness rankings.  Until then, they’re going to stay right where they’re at: just above porcupines and just below alligators.  Better luck next time pigs.