Comments for Aaron Quinn http://www.quinntastic.com The internet home of comedian Aaron Quinn. It has absurdly hilarious articles, upcoming shows and more. Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:40:41 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 Comment on Surviving A Plane Crash With Mr. Peanut by Mickey Schroeder http://www.quinntastic.com/your-plane-has-crash-landed-the-only-survivors-are-you-and-mr-peanut/comment-page-1/#comment-49 Mickey Schroeder Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:40:41 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/?p=98#comment-49 I agree with all your points. In fact, it kinda hit home with me, I once got stuck in an elevator with the Fruit of the Loom Apple for 5 and a half hours! All I had on me was my finger nail clippers, so resourceful weapons were minimal. Fortunately, the security guard was abe to pry open the door long enough for us to get out. 5 and a half hours though! He was getting riper and riper by the minute. There's no telling what would have happened had we been there another hour! I agree with all your points. In fact, it kinda hit home with me, I once got stuck in an elevator with the Fruit of the Loom Apple for 5 and a half hours! All I had on me was my finger nail clippers, so resourceful weapons were minimal. Fortunately, the security guard was abe to pry open the door long enough for us to get out. 5 and a half hours though! He was getting riper and riper by the minute. There’s no telling what would have happened had we been there another hour!

]]> Comment on Emily Post’s Guide To Getting Hit By A Car by Mickey Schroeder http://www.quinntastic.com/emily-post-guide-getting-hit-by-a-car/comment-page-1/#comment-48 Mickey Schroeder Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:29:16 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/?p=312#comment-48 At least I can take comfort in the fact that if I ever do get hit by a vehicle, the odds of me getting hit again drastically reduce after I become a ghost! At least I can take comfort in the fact that if I ever do get hit by a vehicle, the odds of me getting hit again drastically reduce after I become a ghost!

]]> Comment on Introducing The World’s First GPS For Cats by Mickey Schroeder http://www.quinntastic.com/introducing-first-gps-for-cats/comment-page-1/#comment-47 Mickey Schroeder Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:23:59 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/?p=246#comment-47 Do they have one for dogs? I'm not really a cat person, myself. But I think if they had one for dogs, I could program my slippers in as one of his favorites. Do they have one for dogs? I’m not really a cat person, myself. But I think if they had one for dogs, I could program my slippers in as one of his favorites.

]]> Comment on 7 Ways To Cure Procrastination While Still Accomplishing Nothing by Mickey Schroeder http://www.quinntastic.com/7-ways-to-cure-procrastination-while-still-accomplishing-nothing/comment-page-1/#comment-46 Mickey Schroeder Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:17:05 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/comedy/7-ways-to-cure-procrastination-while-still-accomplishing-nothing/#comment-46 Great article Aaron, in fact, it was such a great article, I read it 8 times in a row! Then I translated it into North-eastern Klingon language, when you use the Klingon subtext for the word "procrastinate" it really drives the idea home! Especially when you use it in their native tongue. Well, I suppose I should get back to what I was doing, that fire's not going to put itself out! Great article Aaron, in fact, it was such a great article, I read it 8 times in a row! Then I translated it into North-eastern Klingon language, when you use the Klingon subtext for the word “procrastinate” it really drives the idea home! Especially when you use it in their native tongue. Well, I suppose I should get back to what I was doing, that fire’s not going to put itself out!

]]> Comment on I Had To Fire My Butler Today by Mickey Schroeder http://www.quinntastic.com/i-had-to-fire-my-butler-today/comment-page-1/#comment-45 Mickey Schroeder Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:05:57 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/?p=89#comment-45 It would be a shame if something would happen to your toaster. Just sayin, I know some people who've been known to "pull the plug" as they say in the biz. Anyway, anytime Wilford Brimley can be plugged into a blog, I'm all over it! It would be a shame if something would happen to your toaster. Just sayin, I know some people who’ve been known to “pull the plug” as they say in the biz. Anyway, anytime Wilford Brimley can be plugged into a blog, I’m all over it!

]]> Comment on Ask Aaron: What Should I Do With My Life? by Mickey Schroeder http://www.quinntastic.com/ask-aaron-what-should-i-do-with-my-life/comment-page-1/#comment-44 Mickey Schroeder Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:55:01 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/?p=273#comment-44 The nerve of that Bill guy huh?! Just cuz he might be a figment of your imagination doesn't mean that you're not going to struggle over solving his problem right? Next time, maybe you should imagine him as a more respectful, dignified man. Kudos on making him bald though, I think it was a fine touch! The nerve of that Bill guy huh?! Just cuz he might be a figment of your imagination doesn’t mean that you’re not going to struggle over solving his problem right? Next time, maybe you should imagine him as a more respectful, dignified man. Kudos on making him bald though, I think it was a fine touch!

]]> Comment on I Just Had The Worst Idea For A Children’s Book by Dusty http://www.quinntastic.com/worst-idea-for-childrens-book/comment-page-1/#comment-16 Dusty Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:03:16 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/?p=110#comment-16 So they sent the horse to arts & crafts camp where he used glue sticks? So they sent the horse to arts & crafts camp where he used glue sticks?

]]> Comment on I Just Had The Worst Idea For A Children’s Book by Posts about comedy as of July 12, 2009 | SLYFLIX http://www.quinntastic.com/worst-idea-for-childrens-book/comment-page-1/#comment-8 Posts about comedy as of July 12, 2009 | SLYFLIX Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:11:13 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/?p=110#comment-8 [...] is played for absurdity and giggles, while turning horror movie themes and images on their ear. I Just Had The Worst Idea For A Children’s Book – quinntastic.com 07/12/2009 I’m worried that the cover gives away too much of the ending: [...] [...] is played for absurdity and giggles, while turning horror movie themes and images on their ear. I Just Had The Worst Idea For A Children’s Book – quinntastic.com 07/12/2009 I’m worried that the cover gives away too much of the ending: [...]

]]> Comment on I Just Had The Worst Idea For A Children’s Book by Posts about comedy as of July 12, 2009 | SLYFLIX http://www.quinntastic.com/worst-idea-for-childrens-book/comment-page-1/#comment-7 Posts about comedy as of July 12, 2009 | SLYFLIX Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:06:12 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/?p=110#comment-7 [...] [...] [...] [...]

]]> Comment on 7 Ways To Cure Procrastination While Still Accomplishing Nothing by Aaron Quinn http://www.quinntastic.com/7-ways-to-cure-procrastination-while-still-accomplishing-nothing/comment-page-1/#comment-4 Aaron Quinn Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:20:59 +0000 http://www.quinntastic.com/comedy/7-ways-to-cure-procrastination-while-still-accomplishing-nothing/#comment-4 Sounds like I better invest in a Magic 8-ball. I've never heard of Kimchi but I bet it's delicious. Not much new here. I'm trying to get back into a writing groove, but I haven't got it going yet. Sounds like I better invest in a Magic 8-ball. I’ve never heard of Kimchi but I bet it’s delicious.

Not much new here. I’m trying to get back into a writing groove, but I haven’t got it going yet.

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